Total Maidness!

OnionCuttingNinja

Version: v0.24b

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Game Info

Name: Total Maidness!

Version: v0.24b

Updated: 2024-05-03 20:12:32

Language: English

Engine: Ren'Py

Platform: Android, Linux, MacOS, Windows

Genre: 3DCG, Animated, Big Ass, Big Tits, Cheating, Creampie, female domination, footjob, Harem, Humor, Male Domination, Male Protagonist, Masturbation, Milf, Mobile Game, Multiple Penetration, Oral Sex, Sandbox, Titfuck, Vaginal Sex, Virgin

Description

Alright, alright, prepare for a hilarious and undeniably titillating tale of grief, inheritance, and unexpected domestic bliss! OnionCuttingNinja’s latest creation, Total Maidness!, throws you into the life of a young man on the cusp of a life-altering transformation. Haunted by the loss of your mother and estranged from your father, you’ve resigned yourself to a life of monotonous office work and late-night video game binges. But fate, that fickle mistress, has other plans. On your 21st birthday, the world as you know it gets flipped upside down when your estranged father passes away, leaving you with a hefty inheritance – a luxurious mansion and the dedicated team of maids who keep it running smoothly.

Here’s the twist: these maids aren’t just about spotless floors and perfectly ironed shirts. Each one possesses a unique personality, a hidden spark that could ignite into something much more… passionate. Sure, earning their respect and recognition as their new master is important, but the real challenge lies in unlocking their hearts and, ahem, other hidden desires.

Total Maidness! isn’t just about fluffy towels and perfectly brewed tea. It’s a wild ride of exploration and discovery, where the line between employer and… well, something a little more intimate, blurs with every playful encounter and steamy conversation. Can you navigate the complexities of newfound wealth, mend the fractured relationship with your past, and build a harem of devoted, and demonstrably grateful, maids?

Total Maidness! offers a unique blend of humor, heartwarming moments, and enough uncensored lewdness to make a sailor blush. With a diverse cast of characters, each with their own quirks and desires, the possibilities for steamy encounters and heartwarming connections are as endless as your imagination (and stamina). Just remember, in this mansion, the only chores you’ll be doing involve a whole lot of pleasure and very little dusting. Wink wink. 😉

Changelog

v0.24b

NEW SIDEGIRL:

The 4th and final sidegirl joins the fray: Cindy, Abby’s best friend and fellow (but curvier and dirtier) gyaru! (Note: Abby needs to be unlocked to meet Cindy)

NEW THREESOME OPTION:

New (repeatable) FFM scene: Abby invites you to a 3some with Cindy, which – after doing it once – also unlocks Cindy’s solo content.

NEW LEWD SANDBOX OPTIONS:

New solo sandbox: After your 3some with her and Abby, Cindy is so impressed by you that she wants you to herself from time to time (requires having seen her FFM scene with Abby). Features a whopping 17 animations, and 2 modes (interactive and linear).
Kate now has an anal option in her room in the “Let’s have sex” category.
Added sandbox option to do the fondling and fingering foreplay from Iris’ story lewd before having sex in her room (evening).
Added “A bit of everything” option for Iris in her room in the evening, using animations from existing options + 2 new animations for more variety.

NEW DREAM:

There’s a new bigger dream, this time for Kate (requires highest dream level).

NEW CRYSTAL SCENES:

Moist Memory: Abby and Cindy got naughty in a past supplemental lesson a few weeks after Abby’s 18th birthday…
Moist Memory: Cindy really needs the D…
Forbidden Fantasy: Kate x Iris scissoring.
Forbidden Fantasy: Abby x Cindy scissoring.

OTHER CHANGES:

Most naughty Emily scenes which had “no text” moments now also hide the dialogue box if the text is empty.
0.24b UI FIX: Fixed Carnal Crystal settings menu layout on all devices for good (hopefully).
0.24b FIX: On Android the game should now properly hide the textbox when it’s supposed to (in places where this still doesn’t happen, the problem is the scene script and it will be fixed in 0.25).

v0.23.1

0.23.1 improvements over 0.23a:

In the new Kate x Jenna scene, you can now skip the strap-on part.
Improved two animations in the new Kate x Jenna dungeon scene compared to the original 0.23.
Fantasies and memories now have an ‘Abort’ textbutton in the top-left corner, which is easier and more intuitive than opening the menu and clicking ‘End Replay’.
The game now asks once (either when starting a new game, or in your room) if you’d rather disable that TM! shows up in Discord when you’re playing it.
The story option in your room to ‘Meet Leyla’s friend’ now explicitly says ‘(Click here)’ to make clear the text is clickable.
Updated credits.

Installation Guide

1. Extract and run.

Developer Notes

Developer: OnionCuttingNinja – Patreon – Subscribestar – Itch.io – Twitter

While lewdness might be playing the main role, humor plays a significant role in Total Maidness! as well, with many comical situations and parody elements.

PLANNED:

several additional lewd scenes for each maid, both sandbox (repeatable) and story ones
more outfits for each of them
a little more story and humor here and there
at least one (and most likely multiple) more character(s) later on
more visibility and influence of stats (Endurance, Charisma etc.)
significant UI improvements
at least one larger gameplay feature (keeping the details a secret for now)