Superheroes Suck

Solace

Version: v1.826 Public

4/5 - (133 votes)

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Game Info

Name: Superheroes Suck

Version: v1.826 Public

Updated: 2024-04-09 14:20:34

Language: English

Engine: Ren'Py

Platform: Android, Linux, MacOS, Windows

Genre: 3DCG, Big Ass, Big Tits, Handjob, Humor, Male Protagonist, Milf, Mobile Game, Romance, Sandbox, Superpowers, Vaginal Sex

Description

Superheroes Suck: From Bland to Bonkers in One Hamster-Powered Leap!

Tired of the monotonous grind? Does your life resemble a lukewarm cup of instant coffee? Well, fret no more, weary soul! Solace Studios presents Superheroes Suck, the adult game that injects a potent dose of kink into the tired trope of the superhero origin story.

Here, you don’t play as some chiseled Adonis with a tragic backstory. You’re an average Joe, drowning in the tedium of day-to-day existence. But just when you’re about to succumb to the soul-crushing grip of boredom, fate throws you a curveball – the chance to become a metahuman!

This isn’t your typical power-up, though. Think beyond super strength and laser vision. Superheroes Suck delves into the wonderfully weird – telekinesis that malfunctions hilariously, shapeshifting that leaves you stuck in embarrassing forms, or maybe even the ability to control… well, let’s just say your newfound “powers” might not be entirely PG-13.

But fear not, fellow traveler on the path to the extraordinary! Your journey to becoming a (somewhat dysfunctional) superhero won’t be a solo one. Superheroes Suck throws you into a diverse team of misfit metahumans, each with their own unique quirks and, ahem, “specialties.” Will you forge a telepathic bond with a genderfluid dominatrix who controls emotions through…ahem…stimulation? Perhaps you’ll find yourself partnered with a hulking, muscle-bound brute whose weakness is…well, let’s just say tickles can be quite disarming.

The possibilities for steamy encounters and hilarious mishaps are as endless as the hamster powering our rendering machine! Superheroes Suck isn’t just about saving the city (although that’s vaguely on the agenda). It’s about embracing the unexpected, the messy, the downright bizarre side of wielding extraordinary abilities. Get ready for action-packed brawls, heartwarming (or perhaps “hot-and-heavy”) team bonding moments, and enough lewd situations to make even the most jaded blush. Solace Studios invites you to unleash your inner hero (and maybe a few other things) in Superheroes Suck – the adult game that proves sometimes, the most extraordinary adventures come from the most unexpected places.

Changelog

Change-Log from 1.801 to 01.826:

3 Patrol Events!
1 Chrys sandbox events! The Tactical Cuddle Part 2 Finale!
1 Chrys main story event!
1 Riley repeatable Event! Thursday Night in her Bedroom

Change-Log from 1.750 to 01.801:

1 Riley sandbox event! The Finale for her late night library! Triggered Thursday evening in the Academy Library
1 Artemisia story events!
2 Chrys sandbox events! The continuation of her cuddle events!
3 Valentina main story event!
1 Harper repeatable Event! The hiking finale! Trigger Sunday morning in the entrance

Change-Log from 1.700 to 01.752:

1 Harper sandbox event! The Finale for her hiking trip! Triggered Sunday morning in the Academy Entrance
1 Artemisia story events!
1 Protagonist event!
2 Riley sandbox events! Triggered during the evening in the library!
1 Valentina main story event!
1 Riley repeatable Event! The Movie Night Finale! Triggered Tuesday night in the recreation room!

Change-Log from 1.651 to 01.702:

1 Riley sandbox event! The Finale for her movie night! Triggered Tuesday night in the Rec Room
2 Harper story events!
2 Harper sandbox events! Triggered at the Academy entrance in the morning after her most recent events.
1 Valentina main story event!
1 Valentina repeatable Event! The “Perfect Ten” Finale! Triggered Saturday morning in her bedroom.
Grammar and bug fixes!
Fixed a bug where animations faded to black and fails to run!

Change-Log from 1.601 to 01.65:

1 Valentina sandbox event! The Finale for her Special Training!
2 Main story events!
2 Riley sandbox events! Triggered Saturday morning in the gym.
1 Chrys main story event!
1 Riley main story event!
1 Riley repeatable Event! The Cuddle Finale! Triggered if you spend enough time together.

Change-Log from 1.577 to 01.601:

1 Riley sandbox events! The Finale for her Tactical Cuddling Part II!
1 Main story event! The Interrogation of Lovestruck!
2 Valentina sandbox events! Triggered in her bedroom
1 Valentina event!
2 Harper events!
1 Riley repeatable Event! The Sunday morning massage!

Change-Log from 1.551 to 01.577:

3 Riley Sandbox Events! This includes the finale of the massage event triggered Sunday morning!
2 Main Story events!
Kelly Clark’s visual overhaul!
Miranda Keegan’s visual overhaul!
Bug Fix for the looping garage event!

v1.511 Public

1 Riley Main Story Events!
3 Riley Sandbox Events! This includes the finale of the weight lifting event triggered Saturday morning!
3 Artemisia Events!
Chrys’ Repeatable Pet Play Event!
Chrys’ Room has been added
Chrys’ Original pet play has had a few tweaks
The Recreation Room has been added!

v1.526 Public

1 Chrys Sandbox Event! Triggered by visiting her bedroom Monday afternoon.
2 Riley Sandbox Events! You can find these Saturday morning in the gymnasium

1.452 to 01.502:
4 Chrys Main Story Events!
2 Chrys Sandbox Events! Triggered by visiting her bedroom Monday afternoon after finishing her newest events.
3 Artemisia Events!

1.401 to 01.452:

3 Chrys Main Story Events!
3 Harper Snippet Events (Tactical Cuddling + Repeatable included)!
1 Riley Main Story Event!
Bug and Grammar Fixes

v01.401:

5 Riley Main Story Events!
3 Riley Snippet Events (Tactical Cuddling + Repeatable included)!
Valentina’s second event has been redone!

v1.351

4 Chrys Main Story Events!
3 Valentina Snippet Events (Tactical Cuddling + Repeatable included)!
1 Harper Sandbox Event (The Conclusion of the Daddy Talk)!
Valentina’s first event has been redone!

v1.301 Public

1 Chrys Main Story Event!
1 Chrys Sandbox Event (With H-scene! Triggered by the usual upstairs bathroom visits at night on Mondays and Wednesdays)
2 Chrys Repeatables (Post tactical training and bathroom H-scene!)
2 Valentina Events!
1 Valentina Sandbox Event (trigger by going into the locker room during the day)
2 Harper Sandbox Events! (At night in the Kitchen and at night in the library)
Harper’s third event has been redone!

v01.252

3 Chrys Events!
2 Sandbox Chrys Events! These can be found Monday and Wednesday night in the upstairs bathroom after completing the strength tests with Chrys and Valentina.
3 Valentina Events!
Harper’s first event has been redone!

v01.202

3 Harper Events (H-scene!)
2 Protagonist Events (What!? Two!?)
1 Artemisia Event

v1.101 to 01.152:

3 Harper Events
3 Riley Events (One H-scene!)
1 Artemisia Event
1 Miranda Event
1 Protagonist Event (with Lovestruck!)

v1.052 to 01.100:

2 Harper Events
1 Chrys Event
1 Artemisia Event
1 Josie Event
3 Patrol Events
A complete overhaul of Valentina’s Shower Repeatable!

Update:
You can find the hints for the Patrol Events in Riley’s hint section. Her progress tracker bar will not move during this update, and that is intentional.

v01.052 Public

2 Riley Events
2 Harper Events
2 Chrys Events
2 Valentina Events
2 Artemisia Events
A complete overhaul of Harper’s Shower Repeatable!

v01.002
2 New Riley Events
3 New Harper Events
3 Repeatables Added (Chrys, Riley, Valentina)
1 New Lecture Event
The Midpoint
Fixes with the Schedule Tracker

v0.975.1 Public
2 New Chrys Events
2 New Harper Events
2 New Valentina Events (1 H-scene)
2 New Artemisia Events
1 New Protagonist Event
Numerous bug fixes and spelling corrections

v0.95.2 Public

9 New Chrys Events (2 H-scenes)
No, seriously
There are Nine new Chrys Events
Fixed a bug where events in the library wouldn’t trigger because someone was already in there.
Fixed typos and grammar mistakes

v0.90.2 Public

2 New Riley Events ( One new H-scene)
1 New Main Story Event
1 New Artemisia Event
1 New Josie Event
1 New Detective Event
1 New Lecture Event
1 New Patrol
Repeatable events for Harper and Valentina have been added!
Fixed a minor bug where Valentina wasn’t showing up on the schedule tracker
Fixed a minor bug where Riley’s new event triggered ahead of schedule

v0.875.2
Fixed: Missing Hints for Riley’s Events

v0.875
2 New Harper Events ( One new H-scene)
2 New Riley Events
1 New Lecture Event

v0.85.1 Public
5 New Main Story Events
2 Valentina Events (One new H-scene)
Fixed some spelling and grammar errors
Fixed an audio bug.

v0.80 Early
2 New Missus Powell Training Events
1 New Lecture Event
1 Main Story Event
1 Riley Event
2 Harper Events
2 Valentina Events

Installation Guide

1. Extract and run.

Developer Notes

Hey everyone,

We’re here at the official public release of Superheroes Suck Version 0.60! As you can probably tell from the above change-log, a lot of this update was devoted to fleshing out Riley’s H-content, along with Chrys’ story, for a combined total of 13 animations over four different events! We also have the first official release of the Android version of the game! The animations included are definitely some of my best work, although I’m still trying to improve the “faster” looking animations to look more natural.

This update will cover part two of three for Chrys’ overall first character arc, making her the last character to cross the finish line. These were meant to be asynchronous between the characters, and all of them cover the romantic barriers between the protagonist and ladies. Harper, for example, had a very quick initial arc because there was very little preventing her open infatuation with the protagonist, whereas Chrys’ initial arc has been much more complex. For those of you who are fans of Harper (and Valentina who also falls into this category), don’t worry, her second arc is much larger to make up for this. Each character should have roughly an equal amount of content as development continues.

Oh! A special reminder to all of my patrons to haven’t voted yet: There are still two active polls ongoing! One for whether or not the protagonist should have more (literal) face time, and another deciding the third week of development for the next version of the game and who gets a triple animation H-event! If someone could please break the tie on the character poll, that would be marvelous.

I hope you all had a Happy Halloween! I’m going to gorge myself on leftover candy now, slip into a light sugar-coma, and then get back to rendering. Thank you all for your support!
~Solace