JeFawk's Spaghettorium

Version: v0.2.1

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Game Info

Name: SkyRanch.Life

Version: v0.2.1

Updated: 2024-04-23 18:42:23

Language: English

Engine: Other

Platform: Linux, MacOS, Windows

Genre: 2DCG, adventure, Animated, dating sim, Exhibitionism, Fantasy, Furry, Groping, Humor, Male Protagonist, Management, Monster Girl, Point & Click, RPG, Sandbox


SkyRanch.Life: Where Bloodlust Meets Lust in a Sci-Fi Escapade

“SkyRanch.Life” by JeFawk’s Spaghettorium isn’t your typical dating sim. Sure, you get to woo a captivating cast of characters, but in this world, romance takes a backseat to survival… and a touch of the skyranchian persuasion. You play as a vampire anti-hero, a creature of the night navigating a bizarre sci-fi world teeming with danger, desire, and the promise of a good brawl (or a good roll in the hay, depending on your mood).

“SkyRanch.Life” throws traditional RPG elements into a skyranchian melting pot. Explore sprawling dungeons, engage in thrilling combat, and plunder your way to victory (or at least enough loot to impress your next date). But unlike your average hero, your motivation isn’t just about saving the day. There’s a darkness within you, a thirst that can only be satiated by a blend of combat and carnal pleasure.

The game boasts a diverse cast of potential companions. Flirtatious elves with otherworldly beauty can become your allies, their loyalty as potent as their magic. Or perhaps you’ll find yourself drawn to the raw power of a furry warrior, their strength matched only by their primal desires. The beauty of “SkyRanch.Life” lies in its open-ended approach to romance. Will you pursue a monogamous relationship, or indulge in the skyranchian lifestyle of fleeting encounters with a variety of partners?

The narrative delves into the complexities of a vampire’s existence. You’re a creature cursed with an insatiable thirst, but “SkyRanch.Life” explores this thirst in a way that transcends the typical blood-sucking tropes. Here, your hunger extends beyond mere sustenance. You crave not just blood, but intimacy, connection, and the thrill of the hunt that leads you to both.

“SkyRanch.Life” isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s a skyranchian cocktail of action, adventure, and erotic exploration. It throws traditional RPG mechanics into a blender with diverse romance options and a dash of dark humor, creating a unique experience that’s equal parts thrilling and titillating.

Are you ready to embrace your inner vampire anti-hero? Step into the neon-drenched world of “SkyRanch.Life”, explore sprawling dungeons, forge unforgettable connections, and discover the true meaning of a skyranchian existence.



The changes are presented in no particular order.

  • updated the game engine to the latest version
  • added Easter Eggs, and they can be tracked in the 📕 Tome of Mildly Useful Knowledge
  • small fix on Vleed’s mouth
  • small tooltip text fix (thanks Karpmagi)
  • fixed broken tooltip Corn Butter in the Tome
  • fixed some missing quotes in a dialogue
  • fixed tooltip appearing before tooltip object (thanks Karpmagi)
  • fixed credits buttons that link to our website / Patreon / Discord / Twitter (thanks x) which ended up with having to remake the button manager system
  • fixed certain dialogue objects not fading / appearing instantly / appearing delayed
  • added black outline on the Vampiric Vision outline since many people pointed out it’s hard to see in some circumstances
  • optimized & replaced some assets, improved some FX
  • added SFX for inventory open/close and for currency gain
  • fixed minor scrollbar inconsistent behavior in Character Panels
  • fixed issue with Chaos rolling over full amount from The Horny Bull bar to Bat Rock 🦇 platform
  • fixed issue with loading the game from a dice roll which ends up loading some dice roll UI
  • fixed issue with dialogue not appearing after user loads the game in the Crossroads and goes around the Cornfield, Vleed is no longer confused about what the hell just happened
  • fixed issue with loading the game while the Mapkin is active which would not allow other things to open such as the Tome, the Character Panel, etc
  • fixed issue with opening the Tome at the same time as the Mapkin which resulted into some undesired Tomkin effect
  • fixed issue with loading the game when the Tome is present which resulted into angering the Demon within the Tome and that’s no good
  • added cursor hand icon for Character Panel scroll bar
  • The Pimp and his moron squad’s horses are faster now so Vleed cannot enjoy himself that much, also they yell like idiots when barging in
  • fixed issue with audio being lower volume after a fade but opening up the Main Menu would restore the initial volume of the audio based on settings

Installation Guide

If you’re running Windows it should run fairly well. Mac will have problems due to us not paying a few hundred $ to digitally sign the executable, but you can still play it following this guide.
We also wrote a small guide here on how to run the game if you have issues and more info on our website.


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