Breaking the Princess

Alright, alright, saddle up for a tale of monster slaying, political intrigue, and a whole lot of bedroom diplomacy! Breaking the Princess by Pyorgara throws you headfirst into a world where royalty gets a crash course in reality, and the only thing harder than fighting off monstrous hordes is keeping your princess in line.

Meet Hugar, a gruff but capable leader who’s seen his fair share of monster guts and political bullshit. He’s the glue holding this remote mining town together, and when the spoiled Princess Penelope waltzes in expecting a cushy vacation, Hugar ain’t buying it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) He calls out her incompetence faster than you can say “game over,” and let’s just say Penelope’s not used to hearing the word “no” from anyone, especially a lowly commoner. Well, pride comes before a fall, and Penelope’s political enemies sent her here to fail, hoping for a public humiliation that’ll send her whimpering back to the capitol.

But here’s the twist: those pesky monster attacks aren’t letting up, and Penelope’s fancy tiara isn’t exactly monster repellent. With the town on the brink of collapse and her political future hanging by a thread, Penelope is forced to swallow her pride and make a deal with the devil… er, Hugar. He’ll protect the town and her precious reputation, but there’s a price. Hugar wants complete control, and his idea of a reward for a job well done involves a whole lot more than gold and jewels. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Penelope may be a princess, but in this town, Hugar calls the shots. Are you ready to see a pampered princess brought to her knees, begging for her leader’s… well, leadership? Breaking the Princess is a wild ride of monster slaying, political maneuvering, and enough bedroom action to make a king blush. Just remember, in this town, power comes at a very tempting price. Wink wink. 😉