Total Maidness!

Alright, alright, prepare for a hilarious and undeniably titillating tale of grief, inheritance, and unexpected domestic bliss! OnionCuttingNinja’s latest creation, Total Maidness!, throws you into the life of a young man on the cusp of a life-altering transformation. Haunted by the loss of your mother and estranged from your father, you’ve resigned yourself to a life of monotonous office work and late-night video game binges. But fate, that fickle mistress, has other plans. On your 21st birthday, the world as you know it gets flipped upside down when your estranged father passes away, leaving you with a hefty inheritance – a luxurious mansion and the dedicated team of maids who keep it running smoothly.

Here’s the twist: these maids aren’t just about spotless floors and perfectly ironed shirts. Each one possesses a unique personality, a hidden spark that could ignite into something much more… passionate. Sure, earning their respect and recognition as their new master is important, but the real challenge lies in unlocking their hearts and, ahem, other hidden desires.

Total Maidness! isn’t just about fluffy towels and perfectly brewed tea. It’s a wild ride of exploration and discovery, where the line between employer and… well, something a little more intimate, blurs with every playful encounter and steamy conversation. Can you navigate the complexities of newfound wealth, mend the fractured relationship with your past, and build a harem of devoted, and demonstrably grateful, maids?

Total Maidness! offers a unique blend of humor, heartwarming moments, and enough uncensored lewdness to make a sailor blush. With a diverse cast of characters, each with their own quirks and desires, the possibilities for steamy encounters and heartwarming connections are as endless as your imagination (and stamina). Just remember, in this mansion, the only chores you’ll be doing involve a whole lot of pleasure and very little dusting. Wink wink. 😉